Payments,
like never before,
unless it's 2012

Your Neighbors Will
Try To Steal This Tech

Your Neighbors Will Try To Steal This Tech

Transactions faster than you said this sentence.

Transactions are fast

Blink and you’ll miss it. The VX520 processes transactions faster than you can say “declined.” By the time you’ve finished your sentence, your sale is already approved. Why waste time on the mundane when speed is everything?

Dial Up or Cord Internet

Dial Up or cord internet

No frills, just function. When you plug it in, it feels good. Like, really good. Being able to accept money for your services on a terminal that makes customers say "Did it go through?"

Harder to steal than wireless terminals

Harder to steal

There’s no chance your ex-wife is stealing your terminal this time. With the reliable corded connection, it stays exactly where you left it—bolted to the fricking counter. Perfect for keeping unwanted hands off your transactions.

"It was like, probably the fastest terminal our dry cleaning shop has ever had. Thanks Anonymous!"

One Terminal, Total Access

One Terminal,
Total Access

$0

/month

It's actually not for sale. We know what we have. Speak to someone else.

Probably takes payments

No external sound

Integration Into Quickbooks? No.

Corded

Ad Free

Support sometimes

Really Fast

Doesn't do "Fancy" things

Almost indestructible

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Common Questions

Common Questions

Can I cancel my subscription anytime?

Absolutely! Just send a fax to our office, and we’ll review your request in 6-8 business months. For faster service, good luck.

Can I cancel my subscription anytime?

Absolutely! Just send a fax to our office, and we’ll review your request in 6-8 business months. For faster service, good luck.

Can I cancel my subscription anytime?

Absolutely! Just send a fax to our office, and we’ll review your request in 6-8 business months. For faster service, good luck.

Is it secure?

We think so.

Is it secure?

We think so.

Is it secure?

We think so.

How do I process a refund on this terminal?

Our terminal is pretty alpha and doesn't allow for refunds. Customers knew what they bought, stick to your guns.

How do I process a refund on this terminal?

Our terminal is pretty alpha and doesn't allow for refunds. Customers knew what they bought, stick to your guns.

How do I process a refund on this terminal?

Our terminal is pretty alpha and doesn't allow for refunds. Customers knew what they bought, stick to your guns.

What is the cost of the terminal?

Ah, the cost of the terminal. A question so simple, yet so layered with the complexities of existence. Is it just the dollars and cents on an invoice, or is it something deeper? Consider this: we enter this world with nothing, and leave the same way. Between birth and death, we accumulate things—possessions, debt, VX520 terminals—but at what cost? Sure, you’ll part with some money, but isn’t the real cost watching time slip away while you wait for credit card payments to process on a machine from a different era? How do you quantify that? In missed sunsets? Or conversations you’ll never have because you're hunched over trying to explain a paper jam? The terminal, my friend, costs more than money. It costs you moments of your life. And we’re here to ask—are you ready to pay the price?

What is the cost of the terminal?

Ah, the cost of the terminal. A question so simple, yet so layered with the complexities of existence. Is it just the dollars and cents on an invoice, or is it something deeper? Consider this: we enter this world with nothing, and leave the same way. Between birth and death, we accumulate things—possessions, debt, VX520 terminals—but at what cost? Sure, you’ll part with some money, but isn’t the real cost watching time slip away while you wait for credit card payments to process on a machine from a different era? How do you quantify that? In missed sunsets? Or conversations you’ll never have because you're hunched over trying to explain a paper jam? The terminal, my friend, costs more than money. It costs you moments of your life. And we’re here to ask—are you ready to pay the price?

What is the cost of the terminal?

Ah, the cost of the terminal. A question so simple, yet so layered with the complexities of existence. Is it just the dollars and cents on an invoice, or is it something deeper? Consider this: we enter this world with nothing, and leave the same way. Between birth and death, we accumulate things—possessions, debt, VX520 terminals—but at what cost? Sure, you’ll part with some money, but isn’t the real cost watching time slip away while you wait for credit card payments to process on a machine from a different era? How do you quantify that? In missed sunsets? Or conversations you’ll never have because you're hunched over trying to explain a paper jam? The terminal, my friend, costs more than money. It costs you moments of your life. And we’re here to ask—are you ready to pay the price?